This is my tribute to The Running Worm on her birthday! First, my lovely little running worm.... I prepared THIS for you. No it's not you in a sushi roll, but come on, that was too predictable, everyone was totally all, oh you KNOW FWR is making her into a sushi roll for her birthday. Oh no, I made something better. Enjoy muffin.
Nothing says birthday love like a glamor shots picture of us the night we first met, it was love at first sight. Maybe that was all the wine we were drinking, maybe not. But I'd like to think our creepy kind of love is REAL! I am having this made into keychains, photo album covers and t-shirts. The t-shirts we will wear in Chicago during our late birthday week celebration together. Interweb, if you would like to order your own, please feel free.
I honestly don't know what I'd do without the Worm, she makes me laugh on a daily basis, and I'm pretty sure without her I wouldn't know the joy of meat. In boxes. Or just how fantastic the color pink really is. I think she is an amazing friend and woman. I'm pretty sure we are ALMOST like the same person. We almost share a birthday, we both love beef and beer and rainbows. Is there even any difference? I think not.
Who wins the creepy award now?! Yeah, that's right, I win. Happy Birthday Ashley, I hope it's fan-rematteffing-tastic!