Maybe it's the wine talking, or my delirious state from the crappy week so far, but I'm pretty sure even THIS tops Bob's Costas' "And the always enjoyable giant, inflatable beaver" quote from the Olympic closing ceremonies.
I'm pretty sure, no I'm positive, because we sure did TiVo it back a billion times, that Randy Jackson from American Idol just said "Awww dog, you know what I loved about your package?" TO A DUDE. Yeah, maybe it's the wine that made that comment far funnier to me, but I'd like to think others of you in the blahgesphere have the same jr. high humor as me. So fellow AI contestants be warned... Randy Jackson is now judging 'packages'.... just sayin'.
Also. American Idol contestants. Never, and I mean NEVER admit to the America that you don't know what to do with your hands. Because all TiVo's will be paused while the peeps watching make fun of you thanks to Talladega Nights... "I don't know what to do with my hands.... Car ran good."